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HOLY sh*t Thad is free again at last!!!1
To him, she's not just a flimsy generic anime character created by a middle-aged Japanese man, she's a woman with her own personality - who happens to put up with MadThad's sh*t. She co*ckblocks Madthad from getting an actual date, scowls at computer screens when someone says something negative about School Days, MadThad, or her, and other random things that MadThad could think up.
Declaring her his waifu, he fawns over the xerox sheet in a picture frame. He also has two mouse pads, and even a body pillow of her that have made their appearances in several of his videos. Madthad claimed to have spent $30 on the pillow case of his body pillow that would’ve cost less than a third of that at Walmart without the animu character.
If that wasn’t enough, MadThad recorded himself f*cking his body pillow. His humping skills are on par with Chris Chan’s. You can watch it here: [1]
When Thad is not busy fapping to lolicon, CP, or his waifu; he’s fapping to other fetishes that could make some wonder if there is more to his sexuality than he’s letting on. Thad has also admitted to getting off to trannies, little boys (especially the ones in Boku No Pico), and even bestial*ty. Being the desperate guy that he is, he cannot even get himself even the most ugliest tranny. So, MadThad shooped himself with tranny p*rnstar Bailey Jay.
He also admitted in a video to getting off to rape and incest - even to the point of wishing that he had a little sister to rape. He later added that he wouldn't rape his brother, because his brother is "a fa*ggot," making it obvious that Madthad thought about raping his own brother before.
If that lovely quote wasn’t obvious enough, MadThad loves 'em young, even though he’s too much of a coward to try and snatch one. His unwillingness to keep it a secret is what sent the Party Van to his door. On Facebook, he discussed with his family and friends how to look for child p*rn, how to encrypt it, and how he faps after viewing it. How does the FBI even track IPs anyway?
In 2013, after receiving an anonymous complaint about his posts, the FBI seized every shred of technology that MadThad owned. When questioned, MadThad replied that the posts about his cp collection were only a joke. However, the FBI wasn’t as stupid as he thought they were, and they found 300-350 child p*rn pictures and videos on his hard drive, in a folder labeled “don’t click.”
MadThad posted bail to escape from becoming the prison bitch. The terms of his bail were:
Thad had to take another plea bargain that will require him to spend five to twenty years in prison. He will also be required to delete his online accounts and register as a sex offender for the rest of his life. Also according to court documents, his sentence was determined by the fact that Madthad had over 600 images of child p*rn with "sad*stic or masoch*stic conduct."
Thad was committed to the US Bureau of Prisons until his release on October 9th, 2018. He can be found on the BOP inmate locator as prisoner #46844-039. As part of his many parole conditions, after release he will not be allowed to own or frequent shops that sell p*rn of any type, must give all online account passwords to the US Department of Justice, and can only use one Internet-connected device. If past experience is anything to go by, that's one Internet-connected device too many and more drama will therefore ensue.
United States District Court for the Eastern District of MichicanUnived States of Americav.THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAELCase: 2: 12-mj-20147Judge: UnassignedFiled: 02-29-2012 At 10: 04 AMUSA V. MCMICHAEL (CMP)(MRM)Criminal ComplaintI, the complainant in this case, state that the following is true to the best of my knowledge and belief.On or about the sate(s) of July 1, 2013 - February 17 2012 in the county of Oakland in the Eastern District of Michigan, the defendant(s) violated: Code Section Offense DescriptionTitle 18, United States Code, Section 2252A(a)(2) Receipt of Child p*rnographyTitle 18, United States Code, Section 2252A(a)(5) Possession of Child p*rnographyThe criminal complaint is based on these facts: See attached addidavit.Continued on the attached sheet.Sworn to before me and signed in my presence.Date: February 29, 2011City and state: Detroit, MichiganRyan E. Blanton, Special Agent, FBIComplainantMark A. Randon, United States Magistrate JudgeJudgeI, Ryan E. Blanton, a Special Agent (SA) with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), DetroitDivision, being duly sworn, depose and state as follows: 1. I have been employed as a Special Agent of the FBI since August 2009, and am currentlyassigned to the Detroit Division Cyber Crime Squad. While employed by the FBI, I haveinvestigated federal criminal violations related to Internet fraud, computer intrusions, and theFBI's Innocent Images National Initiative, which investigates matters involving the onlinesexual exploitation of children. I have gained experience through training at the FBIAcademy, post Academy training, and everyday work related to conducting these types ofinvestigations.2. As a federal agent, I am authorized to investigate violations of laws of the United States andto execute warrants issued under the authority of the United States.3. On February 17, 2012, federal search warrants were executed at XXXXX Franklin RiverDrive, Apt 307, Southfielt, Michigan 48034 and XXXXX Kilbirnie Avenue, Lathryn Village,Michigan 48076 in furtherance of an investigation involving the receipt and possession ofchild p*rnography.4. I am submitting this affidavit in support of a complaint and arrest warrant authorizng thearrest of THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL for violations of Title 18, United States Code,Section 2252(a)(2) and 2252A(a)(5)(B), the receipt and possession of child p*rnography.5. The statements in this affidavit are based on the investigation of this matter by Affiant andother FBI personnel. Since this affidavit is being submitted for the limited purpose ofsecuring a complaint and arrest warrant, I have not included each and every fact known tome concerning this investigation. I have set forth only the facts that I believe are necessaryto establish probably cause to believe that THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL received andpossessed child p*rnography.6. On June 24, 2011, the Detroit, MI,division of the FBI was contacted by the Loiusville, KY,division of the FBI concerning an individual on the social networking websitewww.facebook.com (Facebook), who was actively discussing child p*rnography andmethods for downloading child p*rnography from the Internet. The Facebook user IDprovided was MADTHAD08.7. On the following dates the Facebook profile MADTHAD08 was viewed by Addiant or otherFBI personnel: : a. July 1, 2011: b. July 5, 2011: c. August 12, 2011: d. October 12, 2011: e. January 5, 2012: f. January 8, 2012Comments posted by the user ID MADTHAD08 included statements regarding methods toobtain child p*rnography on the Internet, methods of encrypting child p*rnography stored ona computer, and having recently masturbat*d while viewing child p*rnography.8. Facebook, Inc. was issued two subpoenas for subscriber information and access logs.Results obtained from Facebook, Inc., included access logs, with accompanying IPaddresses and access times, as well as subscriber information as THAD MCMICHAEL.9. A search of the American Registry for Internet Numbers (ARIN) online database indicatedthat IP addresses provided by Facebook, Inc., were registered to the Internet ServiceProvider Comcast Cable Communications, Inc. Per their website, ARIN is a nonprofitorganization responsible for managing the Internet numbering resources for North America,and a portion of the Caribbean.10. Results from administrative subpoenas sent to Comcast Cable Communications, Inc., for IPaddresses and corresponding times of access provided by Facebook, Inc., revealed that, atthose dates and times, the IP addresses were assigned to accounts registered toKIMBERLY BALLENGER, XXXXX Kilbirnie Avenue, Lathrup Village, Michigan 48076,THADDEUS MCMICHAEL, XXXXX Franklin River Drive, Apt 307, Southfield, Michigan48034, and SPECS HOWARD SCHOOL, 19900 West 89 Mile Road, Southfield, Michigan48075.11. On February 17, 2012, federal search warrants were executed at XXXXX Franklin RiverDrive, Apt 307, Southfield, Michigan 48034 and XXXXX Kilbirnie Avenue, Lathrup Village,Michigan 48076. A search of the Southfield residence resulted in the seizure of two laptopcomputers, one hard drive, two external hard drives, one flash drive, one mini SD flash card,135 optical disks, two MP3 players, one Microsoft Xbox gming console, one Nintendo Wiigaming console, one Nintendo memory card, one cable modem, and one network router.No evidence was seized from the Lathrup Village residence.12. THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL (MCMICHAEL) was interviewed during the execution ofthe search warrand in Southfield. During the interview MCMICHAEL was shown a printout ofthe Facebook profile page for the user ID MADTHAD08 and confirmed the account and profilebelonged to him. MCMICHAEL was then shown a series of printed screen shots containingstatements he posted on his Facebook page and was asked to explain the posts. Thefollowing are the statements from the printed screen shots accompanied withMCMICHAEL'S responses: : a. On 10/03/2011 in response to the statement "Stop downloading all that cee pee: Thad, you're just asking for it" being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S: Facebook page, MCMICHAEL wrote "WELL TELL 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO: STOP SUCKING DICK SO SEXY." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.: b. On 11/02/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "that feel after you fap to cp. It's a feel like: none other. It's like your floating on cloud 9 or something. fapping to some 40: year old woman with fake tit* makes your cum smell rotten. But fapping to a 9: year old girl attempt to please some guy with a hairy stomach makes your cum: squirt out with such pure intensity that you feel like your floating on air. and the: way your dick feel, OH GPD YOUR DICK will feel so fuzzy and warm. You: moralfa*gs need to at least try to fap to some cp at least once before you die.: Because there is no other feel like it." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a: joke.: c. On 11/27/11, MCMICHAEL wrote "all cp isn't rape, Sometimes the kids want it,: Most of the time they NEED it." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.: d. On 12/01/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I gotta plan ahead, can't have all my: classmates knowing I walk around with 6 gigs of cp...on my keychain.": MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.: e. On 12/06/2011 in response to the question "How can you even be a pedo?": being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S Facebook page, MCMIAHERL: wrote "anything younger than 16 is fine for me...thy have some 13 and younger: stuff in here." MCMICHAEL claimed these posts were a joke.: f. On 12/06/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I can fap to the came cp video for weeks,: because it's sooo f*cking hot!" MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.: g. On 12/08/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "WHOS THE GIRL THAT WANTED TO SEE: THE RETARD GUT GET BEAT OFF BE A NURSE? WELL HERE IT IS IF: YOU STILL WNAT TO SEE IT [link to video] For disabled people, sexuality is: necessary...also it's CP...it's a nurse jacking off a 10 year old boy! not just any: 10 year old boy, a retard 10 year old boy!" MCMICHAEL claimed ot have: originally come across the video on 4Chan.org in the /b/ conversation thread.: MCMICHAEL guessed the age of the male in the video to be eight to twelve: years old. MCMICHAEL claimed the post was made as a joke.: h. On 12/09/11, MCMICHAEL wrote "Yea, I carry around a 8 gb drive full of CP.": MCMICHAEL'S response to being asked about this post was "I plead the fifth.": i. On 12/11/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I got my cp on truecrypt." MCMICHAEL: claimed this was a joke and that he did not have Truecrypt encryption software.: j. On 12/17/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "I'm not renting a damn laptop. I need to: keep at least 4 gigs of cp on my sh*t and I not dealing with takeing if off when I'm: done." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.: k. On 12/20/2011, MCMICHAEL wrote "using the dsi XL web browser, no computer,: $70 to see if they can fix it, no refunds, not sure if CP is on it or not...": MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.: l. On 01/04/2014, MCMICHAEL wrote "I JUST GOT THE GREATEST IDEA! what: if i adot a little girl? I'm sure she wouldn't mind becoming my sex slave if i take: her away from the orphenage. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE? IT'S: FOIL PROOF! Once she become sef awear that i'm cumming inside of her: nighty, i'll ask her if she'd rather go back to the orphenage or come back to bed.: yes it's perfect! Theres no way she'd would turn me down. Now i just gotts: to locate the michigan adoption agency tomorrow and my plan will be put into: moation. Soon i'll have my very own loli and she'll have no where to run. BWAH: HAHAHAHA BWAH HAHAHAHAAA." MCMICHAEL claimed that this post was a: joke and that he couldn't possibly actually adopt a little girl anyway.: m. On 01/20/2012, MCMICHAEL wrote "megap*rn was the first place I ever got: fappable CP. I twas 2 girls f*cking each other. So hot I still fap to it to this day.: RIP MAGAp*rn. Gone too soon..." MCMICHAEL state that he had located: and downloaded the described video about two or three years prior to the: interview.: n. On 01/20/2012, MCMICHAEL wrote "wake up, brother at school, mom at work: i'm gonna finish what i started, go to the computer, internet is off because of: unpaid bill, forgot my cp usb at home, doesn't have cinamax on demand THIS: HOUSE IF f*ckING sh*t!" MCMICHAEL stated that he had actually forgotten: his USB drive but that he was joking about it containing child p*rnography.: o. On 02/01/2012, MCMICHAEL wrote "HOLY f*ck! I went to the liberby today to: send some resamays out and left my usb drive pluged in a computer with all my: cp, my resamay along with my name and address on if for about 30 mins. I can: only thank kami-sama that nobody looked through it." MCMICHAEL stated that: he had been at the library but he did not leave a USB drive behind.: p. On 02/01/2012, in response to the post "All your CP fits on one flash drive? I: expected better from you" being written by another user on MCMICHAEL'S: Facebook page, MCMICHAEL wrote "it's 20 gigs." MCMICHAEL stated that he: did not own a twenty-gigabyte flash drive.13. On February 17, 2012, and February 28, 2012, Affiant previewed the eight gigaybe usbflash drive belonging to MCMICHAEL. During the Affiant's review, numerous images andvideos of real children engaged in sexually explicit conduct including, but not limited to, thelascivious display of the genitals and pubic area of any person, were located in the followingdirectories: : a. \things\don't click: b. \things\don't click\teens: c. \things\don't click\cp: d. \things\don't click\cp\cp14. As of this date, Affiant found approximately 300 to 350 images and videos of childp*rnography among MCMICHAEL's electronic media seized during the execution of theSouthfield search warrant.15. Material found in the directory "\things\don't click\cp\cp" included images of tee-shirt designsfeaturing images of child p*rnography. The images showed an internet address ofshirtmockup.com. The website shirtmockup.com allows users to upload images to designtheir own tee-shirts and download the resulting image for free.16. Also located onthe usb flash drive was a copy of MCMICHAEL'S resume.17. Based on Affiant's review of the materials found in the directory "\things\don't click\cp\cp" onthe usb flash drive belonging to MCMICHAEL, MCMICHAEL's statements, and Affiant'straining and experience, Affiant believes that MCMICHAEL used the Internet, a means andfacility of interstate or foreign commerce, to further his conduct related to his receipt andpossession of child p*rnography.18. Affiant concluded that THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL was the only individual who hadreceived and possessed child p*rnography at the residence, XXXXX Franklin Rive Drive,Apt 307, Southfield, Michigan 48034 or XXXXX Kilbirnie Aveneu, Lathrup Village, Michigan48076.19. Based on the aforementioned factual information, your affiant respectfully submits that thereis probable cause to believe that THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL received and possessedchild p*rnography, using the Internet, a facility of interstate and foreign commerce, whilewithin the Eastern District of Michigan.20. Your affiant, therefore, respectfully requests that this Honorable Court issue a complaint andarrest warrant for THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL, for violations of Title 18, United StatesCode, Section 2252A(a)(2) and 2252A(a)(5)(B), the receipt and possession of childp*rnography.Ryan E. BlantonSpecial AgentFederal Bureau of InvestigationSworn and subscribed before me this 29th day of February, 2012.MARK A. RANDONUNITED STATES MAGISTRATE JUDGE
